[ he mostly needed space so he can take out his gun and angle it so that even if it ricochets off the metal, it'll go at an angle that doesn't hit anyone
which is what happens. of course it doesn't break the cage ]
This is so funny though. Jury's out on whether or not Obikawa has figured out other worlds considering these are the first people he's meeting here SO THIS REACTION ISN'T EVEN THAT WEIRD TO HIM SINCE GODS ARE JUST OUT THERE IN HIS WORLD.]
The humans call me the snake IPO, but that's not my name. Am I the first one you're meeting? Ahu'az keeps so many of you, I can't keep track.
[NO IT ISN'T. He just puffs his chest out proudly at this, though?! Even if Tobari does not seem suitably awed. It's fine, it's fine, maybe the awe will come later...]
Congratulations! Of all the gods, I'm definitely the best! So even if you're a dummy, your luck's not bad. [THE ONLY DUMMY HERE IS OBIKAWA.] Anyway, what kind of question is that? I've always been me! Hasn't everyone?
[ ignores this because it's not too surprising for a god to be this arrogant. it doesn't seem entirely malicious even if it's rude as hell, so tobari just lets it go in one ear and out the other for now ]
Thanks for gracing this dummy. [ indulgingly, like when you tell a dog that they're a good boy ]
There are no real gods where I'm from. But you seem so certain. Seemed worth asking.
[It is the arrogance of godhood without the direct malicious intent for now, at least, it's true... He does not pick up on the indulgent nature of this thanks and just takes it at face value. An idiot.]
Huh? We're everywhere, though? I mean, we're in Japan now, but I don't think anyone in the whole world hasn't heard of us.
... there's a lot amiss here. When I saw other people about three weeks ago, they had experience from all sorts of places and looked different too. I don't know if they were gods or had other things going on...
But you might encounter a lot of others who haven't heard of gods or met them.
[ tobari is willing to admit that itehari in particular is isolated, but he thinks that this information is more important to give obikawa the heads up ]
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[ he does have his gun but if this guy can get big or whatever... worth a shot ]
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[TRIES TO PUNCH IT.
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TRIES TO KICK IT.
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Haha, woah. Super sturdy!
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[ tiredly ]
Can you step back?
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Like this?
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[ he mostly needed space so he can take out his gun and angle it so that even if it ricochets off the metal, it'll go at an angle that doesn't hit anyone
which is what happens. of course it doesn't break the cage ]
Seriously?
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You guys aren't very good at making weapons that work, after all. Makes sense.
[DOES IT?]
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[ tobari has the single gun in all of itehari which is super funny ]
What are you then, if not a human?
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[WHY DOES HE HAVE THE SINGLE GUN this is so funny. Anyway, more importantly:]
I'm a god.
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anyway, ]
Ah, alright. [ JUST. OKAY? ] Which god?
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This is so funny though. Jury's out on whether or not Obikawa has figured out other worlds considering these are the first people he's meeting here SO THIS REACTION ISN'T EVEN THAT WEIRD TO HIM SINCE GODS ARE JUST OUT THERE IN HIS WORLD.]
The humans call me the snake IPO, but that's not my name. Am I the first one you're meeting? Ahu'az keeps so many of you, I can't keep track.
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[ to be BLATANTLY HONEST ]
You are the first god I'm meeting. [ even though he doesn't sound too awed or impressed by it ] Have you always been a god?
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[NO IT ISN'T. He just puffs his chest out proudly at this, though?! Even if Tobari does not seem suitably awed. It's fine, it's fine, maybe the awe will come later...]
Congratulations! Of all the gods, I'm definitely the best! So even if you're a dummy, your luck's not bad. [THE ONLY DUMMY HERE IS OBIKAWA.] Anyway, what kind of question is that? I've always been me! Hasn't everyone?
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Thanks for gracing this dummy. [ indulgingly, like when you tell a dog that they're a good boy ]
There are no real gods where I'm from. But you seem so certain. Seemed worth asking.
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Huh? We're everywhere, though? I mean, we're in Japan now, but I don't think anyone in the whole world hasn't heard of us.
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But you might encounter a lot of others who haven't heard of gods or met them.
[ tobari is willing to admit that itehari in particular is isolated, but he thinks that this information is more important to give obikawa the heads up ]
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[A thoughtful sort of sound as he considers this. Fuckin wild! But also:]
You saw people three weeks ago?
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There was an edible house, some giant spiders... and then once I kept walking, they all disappeared. I haven't seen anyone else until today.
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[WHY'D TOBARI GET TO SEE PEOPLE. He's jealous. What the hell.]
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he'll pat his shoulder since he can't reach his head ]
Sorry.
[ that actually sucks ]
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What the hell. I guess you guys are fine.
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Oh, yeah! I'm looking for Tokinaga. Have you seen him?
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Describe him?
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He's short and has an eyepatch! [PLAPS A HAND OVER HIS OWN LEFT EYE.] His hair's pretty short, too, but not as short as that kid's.
[THUMBING OVER AT HIKARU.]
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[ it's fine obikawa will find his eurydice first of everyone ]
I'll keep an eye out once we get out of here.
[ it will not be hard ]
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