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[tindery]

HELLO

"What do you want?"

GOODBYE

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Comments

[voring]

By a human?

[Thinks, thinks, thinks... The passage of time is actually extremely hard to document when you are a creature.]

Uh. I dunno. Some weeks or months? That one wasn't my fault, though!

[IT WAS.]

[tindery]

What happened?

[ just spill ]

[voring]

[Squints at the other two in here with them...

Leans forward. WILL TOBARI ACTUALLY LET THIS GUY WHO JUST TALKED ABOUT EATING HUMANS GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO TALK INTO HIS EAR.]

[tindery]

[ yeah because he doesn't think that he bothered obikawa enough to get eaten

and he for some reason has taken his word on the matter ]

[voring]

[imagine i have to be like well tobari is getting eaten

But no he just whispers something into his ear.]

[tindery]

[ IMAGINE IF YOU VORED HIM ON DAY ONE OF OUR CAGE FOUND FAMILY ]

... sounds like retaliation to me.

[ but adMITTEDLY THE METHODOLOGY IS STILL WEIRD ]

Why do you eat them instead of just killing them normally if you find them gross?

[voring]

[:3c]

Sometimes I crush them instead?

[JUST BLINKING LIKE ??? DOES THIS MAKE IT BETTER. Is this less strange... Is this more comprehensible in ANY WAY.]

[tindery]

[ tobari actually does think this makes more sense ]

So why default to eating at all? Isn't that more work?

[ TO LIKE... DEAL WITH THE UNPLEASANTNESS... ]

[voring]

Is it? It's just biting.

[The way this would probably make more sense if Tobari understood that he spent most of his existence up until recently as a snake with no arms.]

[tindery]

[ he has no clue.......... ]

But they also taste bad to you...

[voring]

I just eat something better after!

[Yes... All problems solved.]

[tindery]

[ . . . alright. he just sighs ]

Do me a favor and try not to eat anyone here, alright? I know you already said that you don't normally resort to it...

But so far I haven't met anyone that bad.

[ thinks about obikawa turning into a giant snake on the mingle after getting blown up by fiammetta ]

[voring]

[THIS IS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST SHIT I AM LOSING MY ASS]

Bad and good doesn't make a difference. Humans are humans.

[He will eat good humans the same as he eats bad humans because they're all kind of shit to him, but. BUT!]

I won't do it, though!

[tindery]

[ frowns in thought... gods are so strange... but he supposes it's similar to how as long as someone isn't bothering someone else, then it should be fine?

well, he won't bother trying to understand the mindset just yet. ]

Ah. As long as that's the case.

[voring]

[SHOULD IT BE FINE? IS IT FINE?? IS THIS FINE???? Well it's fine enough, he can just let it be because gods are fucking freaks.

HE JUST THUMBS UPS ABOUT IT.]

Yeah! You don't have to worry, I won't eat you.

[WHY HIM SPECIFICALLY.]

[tindery]

I'm more worried about other people, but thanks?

[ the power of snacks.... ]

[voring]

They're probably fine, too!

[ONLY PROBABLY.]

[tindery]

[ eye twitches ]

... can I do anything to up their chances?

[voring]

[NO TWITCHIN. His head cants a little to the side.]

Why do you want to?

[tindery]

Not a big fan of unnecessary violence.

[ ok king who has a gun at his hip ]

[voring]

[OKAY KING WHO HAS A GUN AT HIS HIP.]

Even when it has nothing to do with you?

[tindery]

Ah. Just pisses me off.

[ the way that if someone is in trouble he'll pretend that he can walk away from it but then gets his ass called out that he'd always step in to help... ]

[voring]

[HE REALLY IS SUCH A BUSYBODY HE'S SO FUNNY. Obikawa is so distracted from the fact that they're still in the fucking cage.]

Why?

[tindery]

Most people are just trying to get by. Fights break out because people are stupid or rude, fine. I'm not saying that there aren't some assholes out there who I don't punch first and ask questions later. But even that doesn't really deserve death or being eaten alive.

I'm not sure what your measures are for when it's worth eating someone or not besides being 'bothered'. But if you don't even like how people taste, why waste the effort?

[ he knows that he can't make any type of appeals to empathy here, but also. it really does feel like vore is more trouble than it's worth. ]

[voring]

[He's thinking... that this guy would probably have a good time talking to Tokinaga about things......... But out loud, he just laughs a lil light laugh.]

Man, you're really hung up on the effort, huh? But it's no big deal!

[He just OPENS HIS MOUTH...

It keeps opening because he's a fucking body horror creature so basically just imagine like a snake jaw with that level of unhinge-ability but on a person.

And then it snaps back shut!]

Anyway, I couldn't punch people until not that long ago, so that'd probably be more effort for me. Hey, what kind of assholes do you punch first? Tell me!