ic inbox.

[tindery]

HELLO

"What do you want?"

GOODBYE

TEXT | VIDEO | VOICE | ACTION

Comments

[tindery]

Then what is it?

[ if not a motivation? ]

[voring]

Sometimes it's the fastest way to get rid of 'em when they're being a pain.

[Like when you swat a mosquito...]

[tindery]

... you eat them instead of kill them...?

Or you eat them to kill them?

[ he at least doesn't sound immediately aghast, even though he thinks this methodology is fucking weird ]

[voring]

Yeah!

[JUST YEAH. The methodology is fucked. He's supposed to be incognito too but honestly he is still not 100% sure that the people in this cage with him are real actual other people and not just maze figments, so he just says:]

My real mouth's way bigger than this one! Bigger than this whooole body! So I just bite 'em if they bother me.

[tindery]

[ okay

alright ]

Do you get bothered often?

[voring]

Nah, not really. Even less lately!

[On account of no longer being an enormous snake and blending in with humans in this meatsack he stole.]

[tindery]

[ nods... ]

... I'll take that for now. [ there are worse cases, he guesses ]

When's the last time you got bothered?

[ now he's just curious what could push obikawa to do it ]

[voring]

By a human?

[Thinks, thinks, thinks... The passage of time is actually extremely hard to document when you are a creature.]

Uh. I dunno. Some weeks or months? That one wasn't my fault, though!

[IT WAS.]

[tindery]

What happened?

[ just spill ]

[voring]

[Squints at the other two in here with them...

Leans forward. WILL TOBARI ACTUALLY LET THIS GUY WHO JUST TALKED ABOUT EATING HUMANS GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO TALK INTO HIS EAR.]

[tindery]

[ yeah because he doesn't think that he bothered obikawa enough to get eaten

and he for some reason has taken his word on the matter ]

[voring]

[imagine i have to be like well tobari is getting eaten

But no he just whispers something into his ear.]

[tindery]

[ IMAGINE IF YOU VORED HIM ON DAY ONE OF OUR CAGE FOUND FAMILY ]

... sounds like retaliation to me.

[ but adMITTEDLY THE METHODOLOGY IS STILL WEIRD ]

Why do you eat them instead of just killing them normally if you find them gross?

[voring]

[:3c]

Sometimes I crush them instead?

[JUST BLINKING LIKE ??? DOES THIS MAKE IT BETTER. Is this less strange... Is this more comprehensible in ANY WAY.]

[tindery]

[ tobari actually does think this makes more sense ]

So why default to eating at all? Isn't that more work?

[ TO LIKE... DEAL WITH THE UNPLEASANTNESS... ]

[voring]

Is it? It's just biting.

[The way this would probably make more sense if Tobari understood that he spent most of his existence up until recently as a snake with no arms.]

[tindery]

[ he has no clue.......... ]

But they also taste bad to you...

[voring]

I just eat something better after!

[Yes... All problems solved.]

[tindery]

[ . . . alright. he just sighs ]

Do me a favor and try not to eat anyone here, alright? I know you already said that you don't normally resort to it...

But so far I haven't met anyone that bad.

[ thinks about obikawa turning into a giant snake on the mingle after getting blown up by fiammetta ]

[voring]

[THIS IS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST SHIT I AM LOSING MY ASS]

Bad and good doesn't make a difference. Humans are humans.

[He will eat good humans the same as he eats bad humans because they're all kind of shit to him, but. BUT!]

I won't do it, though!

[tindery]

[ frowns in thought... gods are so strange... but he supposes it's similar to how as long as someone isn't bothering someone else, then it should be fine?

well, he won't bother trying to understand the mindset just yet. ]

Ah. As long as that's the case.

[voring]

[SHOULD IT BE FINE? IS IT FINE?? IS THIS FINE???? Well it's fine enough, he can just let it be because gods are fucking freaks.

HE JUST THUMBS UPS ABOUT IT.]

Yeah! You don't have to worry, I won't eat you.

[WHY HIM SPECIFICALLY.]

[tindery]

I'm more worried about other people, but thanks?

[ the power of snacks.... ]

[voring]

They're probably fine, too!

[ONLY PROBABLY.]

[tindery]

[ eye twitches ]

... can I do anything to up their chances?